– MADE FOR –

THE RIVER

Here's what will make it down the river with you...

Goes where the river takes you

River tubing has a way of separating you from your stuff — cans float downstream, thermoses sink, and open cups lose the battle with the first set of rapids.

The pnümix was made for this. Fully waterproof and floats when full, so when it takes a swim — and it will — it comes right back to you. Your drink stays sealed, cold, and fresh from launch to the last bend, no matter what the river throws at it.

Preload your favorite drink before you put in, dial in your strength on the float, and drink straight from the pnümix — no open cups, no chasing anything downstream.

While everyone else is mourning their floating cans, you're already on your second round.

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The pnümix® Personal Drink System

$199.99 USD

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Adjustable pnümix Sling Carrying Bag showcased among holiday décor, ready for adventure. The best hands-free solution for transporting your portable cocktail mixer to group gatherings, pool parties, camping, boating, and more—essential for active hosts and explorers.

Don't let the river have it

On the river, anything that isn't attached to you is eventually a gift to the current.

Sling your pnümix over your shoulder or clip it to your tube handle — either way, it's staying with you through every rapid, every spin, and every moment you forget you're supposed to be holding on.

The durable neoprene protects against bumps and river chaos, the large pocket holds your phone, and a separate card pocket keeps your ID secure. Adjust the strap loose for floating, snug for when things get rowdy in the rapids.

Less chasing. More floating.

pnümix Sling

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Extra Mags = Bottomless Everything

The river doesn't stop for refills. Neither should you.

Load up extra magazines (thermoses) before you put in and you've got multiple drinks ready to rotate for the whole float — swap the head unit from an empty mag to a full one in seconds without missing a stroke. Margaritas for the lazy stretch, something with caffeine for the rapids, and whatever sounds good by the time you hit the takeout.

Each magazine stays sealed and fresh until you're ready, so your last drink is just as good as your first.

One river. Multiple drinks. Zero trips back to the car.