
Be the one who always has the perfect drink ready.
Captain duty shouldn't mean bartender duty. Preload it, dial it in, hand it off.
Bring more than a six-pack. Bring the best day on the water.
Own the boat, or just came along for the ride — either way, you know showing up empty-handed isn't an option. A pnümix beats a canned drink every time: preload it before you leave the dock, hand out perfectly mixed drinks all day, and be the reason you get invited back. No bar cart. No blender. No glass, trash, or clutter. No bartending duty stacked on anyone — just the good stuff, ready when it's needed.

pnümix Captain's Edition
⚠️ Heads up — this bundle includes a currently backordered item. In-stock items ship right away. The backordered item ships separately as soon as it's back in stock — and we'll cover that shipping cost.
Everything you need. Nothing left behind. Flagship pnümix plus 2 extra magazines — because a good day on the water shouldn't end when the first fill runs out.
- Flagship pnümix + 2 extra magazines — triple your pours before refilling
- 45oz per magazine (17oz spirit + 28oz mixer)
- Best value bundle — save ~18.3% vs. buying separately
- Waterproof, floats when full, USB-C rechargeable
- 1,600+ owners — zero returned, zero complaints
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Here's What's In Your Kit

The Sling
Durable neoprene, adjustable strap, hands-free carrying. Whether you're wading, climbing back on the boat, or just don't want to set your drink down — the Sling keeps your pnümix on you, not somewhere you'll lose it. No setting it down on another boat while wandering the flotilla — we've all donated enough to the Party Cove lost and found.

Extra Magazines
Party Cove doesn't pause for refills. Each extra magazine holds another 45oz — swap it in and keep pouring without a single trip back to the cooler. Margaritas for the float, something with caffeine for the sandbar, whatever the captain finally gets to enjoy at sunset — three drinks, zero downtime, endless lake day.

On-The-Go Tumbler Set
Stainless steel cups sized for sharing — because sometimes the occasion calls for a proper pour. No ice required — what's already coming out of your pnümix is ice-cold, so at 4oz a pour, refills take seconds.

Head Unit Carrying Case
Neoprene protection that keeps your head unit safe from the Party Cove black hole — you know, where sunglasses, phones, and good intentions go to disappear. It holds the brain of your pnümix when not in use – cushioned against bumps and boat rash, and exactly where you left it, whether you're flying across the lake or floating in the cove.
Build Your Boating Kit
Start with the flagship, add what your day on the water needs. No pre-set bundles — just your kit, your way.

pnümix Flagship (included)
$199.99 each
Extra Magazine
$44.99 each
The Sling
Backorder — 90 Days$24.99 each
On-The-Go Tumbler Set
$19.99 each
Head Unit Carrying Case
$19.99 each100% Satisfaction Guarantee
We spent 3 years and $1.15M building pnümix because we believed the world needed it — and honestly, because we needed it too. Every unit is backed by our personal commitment — if you're not completely satisfied, we'll make it right. Full refund, return shipping on us.
Love it or we make it right.
Not satisfied? Contact us. Full refund including return shipping — no questions asked.
Your drink. Your rules. Every time.
Join 1,600+ owners who never have to make drinks with a solo cup and a prayer again.
1,600+ Owners. Zero Returned.
Every single review. Every single time.
That Look on Their Face?
That's what happens every single time someone experiences pnümix for the first time. We filmed it so you don't have to take our word for it.
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